Most important words to know in Belgium

Credit: Moonling

Beer = Bier pronounced as "bee" + "r"
Chocolate = Chocolade "Chocolaaduh"
I want beer = Ik wil bier -> pronounced as "ik" as in "ick that's grose", "wil" same as "will" in english, and bee+r
I want chocolate = Ik wil chocolade

Where is the bar? = Waar is de bar? -> "Waar" pronounced like you would say Waaaaw, but cut off after 2 a's and with an r, LOL So... Waar is duh bar (this a is again the same as in waaaw, but then pronounced shortly)

No mister officer, I didn't pee. I was just admiring these flowersbeds.
= Neen meneer de agent, ik was niet aan het plassen. Ik was de bloemen aan het bewonderen.
= Neyn muhnir duh ah-ghent, ick was neet aahn hut plahsn. Ick was duh bloomn aahn hut buhwondern. (wonder pronounced the same as in english)

No mister officer, I didn't drink.
Feedback please! Am I making any sense?
= Neen meneer de agent, ik heb niet gedronken.
= Neyn muhnir duh ah-ghent, ick hep neet ghedronckuhn.

Kinda fun to write this way